This just in:

• I’m Schleep and I’m 25.
• I live in my hometown of Pittsburgh, PA.
• I have a lot of wacky interests like records, booze, smoking, punk, bike-riding, fishing, books, bears of the world, reading about the Rolling Stones’ excesses, and all the other ridiculousness I’ve cobbled into this existence o’ mine.
• If you’ve got a problem with anything I said, let me know. If you’d like to laud me, well, I suppose I could handle that, too.
• Also, I have something very serious to tell you: WHAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.
• I can be reached almost anytime at sjanderson82 at gmail dot com.