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Posted in going places, hockey on November 9th, 2007 by J

I went to Strongsville, Ohio, to play in a hockey tournament this past weekend. it was my first road trip with the team I am skating with this fall. they are a women’s ice hockey team who play in a Pennsylvania Ohio women’s recreational league with an upper and lower division, (we are in the lower division). it was fun. I can’t really put it in better words than that; I love hockey and love playing it and even like some of my teammates well enough that it was all worthwhile, despite the 2.5 hour drive I made there and back alone and the few teammates I don’t much like and the homework I had to do that weekend on a crappy laptop with no internet connection and the lack of vegan food in Strongsville; (but Panera does make a good iced green tea, I discovered).

so, I subsisted on Clif Bars, protein powder, bananas, salad, pasta, smoky Motel 6 bed sheets and comraderie.. (awww, puke!) and of course, this fact: I scored! you know, when the puck goes in the net?

in general, I played OK. not great, not terrible. probably as well as can be expected for a girl who just started a year ago. same as our team, in fact; we won one game, lost one, and tied one, and didn’t make the final championship cut.. but the team we beat turned out to be the one who did. odd. more importantly, however, I scored my first goal, which also turned out to be the game winner in the bout we won. this is especially cool because I have not yet mastered much of a shot and I play defense so scoring is something I did not expect to do any time soon. I kept the puck. well, they gave it to me; I probably wouldn’t have thought to keep it. what should I do with it? put it on the mantle above the fireplace in the house I am buying? (but that’s another blog post entirely. stay tuned for that nonsense, I guess).

737s must be mormons.

Posted in going places on October 23rd, 2007 by J

ok. I’ve been really busy and doing lots of stuff and unfortunately for the three of you who read this, I’ve been too busy doing said stuff to actually write about it. however, I will take a short break from writing papers, grading papers, making homemade tarka dhal for the first time ever (whoa) and possibly buying a house, to share something special with you.

every time I fly, (as I did a couple weekends ago to visit my parents in massachusetts), I marvel at the physics of flight. fucking amazing. that’s all there is to it. that Newton’s Third Law helps a gigantic metal tube accelerate upward, downward and forward with just the help of a little internal combustion is simply stunning, when you think about it.

what’s more, to realize the incredible feat of engineering said metal contraptions represent was originally accomplished decades ago just boggles the mind. well, it boggles my mind, anyway. as I stepped onto my flight to Providence two weeks ago, I noticed this little plaque bolted into the doorway of the southwest jet I was boarding:

yes, I rode on it. don't be jealous.

it measured only a few inches across and was rather inconspicuous; it hung right next to the serial number plate found on every other jet in use by the airline industry. nonetheless, it caught my eye, and when we stopped over in Philadelphia, I asked if I could take a picture of it before the rest of the passengers began boarding. (the flight attendant looked at me like I was stupid for asking; I joked something about not wanting wind up on a terrorist list for taking pictures of airplanes, and was a little disappointed when he didn’t even smirk).

anyway, when I got home I looked up the story behind this plane. turns out this ordinary little plane that shuttled me roughly 600 ordinary miles on that ordinary Thursday night was indeed the 5000th Boeing 737 produced, and the ordinary little 737 many travelers know and love (or don’t know and don’t care about) has a grander history than you might think. as Boeing beams:

With more than 4,100 airplanes in service, the 737 represents more than a quarter of the total worldwide fleet of large commercial jets flying today. More than 541 operators fly 737s into more than 1,200 cities in 190 countries. It is estimated that approximately 1,250 737s are in the air at any given moment, with one taking off or landing every 4.6 seconds.

how many seconds did it take you to read this post?

sugar party

Posted in going places, taste on September 30th, 2007 by J

so I’m all sugared out. not sure how it happened; ’twas supposed to be an ordinary weekend spent visiting with in-laws, doing ordinary laundry, eating ordinary things, and watching ordinary TV. instead, between Thursday and Sunday, I somehow ended up party to more sugar (and delicious fat and a little protein too, I guess) than I have in a while. hm. “party to more sugar.” that’s a strange phrase I just considered deleting, but will in fact leave because it brings to mind the phrase “sugar party” which is what I’m going to title this post.

so I didn’t have my camera at the inlaws’, but I came home with some leftovers and thought I’d present evidence of said sugar party for others’ enjoyment; it might also be nice to look at tomorrow while I’m intentionally avoiding sugar and giving my poor pancreas a rest.

first, some run of the mill chocolate chip cookies left over from mid-week. these are made with a new (to me) ingredient: Trader Joe’s semi-sweet chocolate chips. ooh-la-la. Giant Eagle’s chocolate chips now have dairy in them so I made the switch. quite pleased:
boorring

next up, my favorite oatmeal cookies- the plain old boring kind with nothing added. so good. the recipe is from the Betty Crocker “Cookie Book,” (veganized, of course). leave it to ol’ Betty to win the vegan oatmeal cookie battle in my heart:
oatmeal cookies redux

three rotting bananas + nut allergy => slightly overdone banana bread - nuts:
plain old banana bread

and this last one isn’t mine but I think it’s time to share it’s awesome power with the world. it’s apple pie, and the best goddamned apple pie in the entire fucking universe. my mother in law makes it. I never even really cared about apple pie before I tried it several years ago. it’s amazing. I have her recipe, and if you want it, ask and I’ll give it to you. it’s actually not hard at all, nothing fancy.. just a perfect recipe. PERFECT:
apple pie

that is all. still hoping to have some green tea ice cream to show off here soon, maybe a new concoction I’m working on involving brownies, fudge and mint, and maybe if you’re lucky something to read that involves non-food topics. stay tuned.

how I spent my evening:

Posted in going places on August 29th, 2007 by J

instead of grading papers (as I should have been), or napping (as I would have preferred), tonight I enjoyed the waiting room, several issues of Martha Stewart Living, and the toothless antics of one very rural family complaining about the justice system, all at the court building of one Washington County Magistrate. there, I awaited the arrival of the man of the evening: the officer who ticketed me earlier this month as I raced along Southpointe Boulevard at a heady 25 mph toward the Iceoplex, neglecting to execute the “three second pause” and instead only slowing to a haughty 2 mph. he arrived, 20 minutes late, and OK’d the reduction of my penalty from $107.50 and three points, (verily! only three points for the outrageous “failure to obey a stop sign” citation), down to a truly compassionate $114.50 and no points.

how does a $25 fine (as it exists in the books under “Duties at Stop Sign”) turn into $114.50, you might ask? for your education:

eh.

and to think, I only paid $7 for the privilege of visiting Cecil Township and it’s main attraction, the Municipal Building for Magisterial District 27-3-06.

what I did on my (second) summer vacation

Posted in going places, points, taste on August 12th, 2007 by J

every summer I try to get back to my hometown for a week or two. sometimes I do interesting stuff while I’m there, but usually I just sit around my parents’ house and do the same types of things I’d do in Pittsburgh during the average summer week: sleep in, watch TV, and bake junk food.. but in better air conditioning, with satellite cable and a much larger kitchen. in lieu of the locally relevant information I should be acquiring and presenting as a True Spy, I offer instead the equivalent expense report pertaining to my time on the road (including limited photographic records):

meals
prepared
-whole wheat penne & marinara with gigantic fruit salad and corn (all produce fresh from local farm)
-sweet & sour tofu with more fruit salad and corn
-vanilla cupcakes with vanilla buttercream frosting
-mini peanut butter cupcakes with chocolate ganache drizzle
-chocolate chip cookies
-fudgy brownies
-cinnamon rolls, including mom’s post-it note evaluation
purchased
-falafel wrap from East Side Pockets
-garlic & mushroom pizza from Bertucci’s
-My Thai Vegetarian Cafe

missions accomplished
-extensive crucial hang out with parents
-extensive crucial hang out with brother and well-liked girlfriend
-extensive crucial hang out with parents’ dog and two cats
-critical analysis of new and old talent at Patriots’ 2007 training camp
-assessment of Providence hardcore & metal scene via trip to Armageddon Records

miscellaneous expenses
-two parking tickets. don’t tell mom and dad.

mini peanut butter cupcakesmom's note on the cinnamon rollsmassaman currygreen currywatch out for vince wilfork

I am not fit to own a blog.. but I do know how planes fly.

Posted in education, going places, physics on August 10th, 2007 by J

instead of posting here, I left town again. this time for New England, to visit my parents in Massachusetts for a week. a little later, I’ll post a short summary of the awesome time I had (and always have) when I’m there, but in the mean time, please enjoy these snippets of dialogue that took place between the man and two women who sat directly behind me on the flight home:

enter three 30-somethings who for all intents and purposes appear to be well adjusted, successfully employed and reasonably intelligent..

on the nature of thunderstorms
woman #1: so you said you almost majored in physics- what is lightning? I’ve always wondered.
man: electricity.
woman #2: can’t it hit planes?
m: yeah it does but it doesn’t hurt the plane.
w1: why not?
m: it’s always trying to get to the ground so it doesn’t bother hurting the plane or its engines on the way. it’s more concerned with getting to the ground than messing up the plane or other stuff in it’s way.
w1: huh. interesting.

on the tragedy in Minnesota
w2: so here is something I’ve always wondered- how do they build bridges? how do they stay up? why don’t they fall down as they’re adding each piece of the bridge?
m: well first they sink footers down into the bedrock in the bottom of the river. that’s how they stay.
w1 & w2: ohhhh.

on insisting that all proper names in company and business use be posessive
w2: I really love candy. all kinds. especially Sarris’s. I love going down to Sarris’s in Canonsburg.

on comedy
m: Chris Farley is a genius
w1 & w2: mmm hmmm…

on air traffic control
w2: I hate Philly. there are always delays. why can’t planes just take off whenever they want? why do they have to hold everybody up?
m: well there are only so many runways. and the planes fly in sort of straight paths. and there are millions in the sky at once. so they have to make sure there is room for them to take off into.
w2: ohh. that makes sense. so that’s what the pilot means when he always says “we’re cleared for takeoff” or whatever. I thought he could just go. I guess he has to get permission first.
m: yeah. and here is my theory. it’s just my theory but anyway, I think Philly only has a couple runways. and they calculate their flight times for arrivals and departures based on X number of flights coming in and out over the course of the day. but then, that’s not realistic. there are more flights at certain times, like say noon. so instead of all the flights being spread out, everyone is trying to come in and out at noon and that’s why there is a backup.
w1: yeah! I read something about that!!

on aeronautics
w2: so how do planes fly anyway? do you know?
m: yeah. it has something to do with pressure. there’s high pressure under the plane and low pressure above it and it pushes it up. you know, like the way vaccuum cleaners work.

on science education
w2: you must have been on the fast track in high school. I didn’t take physics… oh wait. maybe I did.
w1: I did! I remember, with the bunsen burners..
m: that was chemistry.
w1: oh yeah. but we did a lot of experiments and stuff in that class…
w2: I did take physics- that’s right. I remember now. it sucked. we didn’t do anything in that class. I remember dropping stuff down the stairs and measuring something and running up and down over and over again. and talking a lot.

over the course of this conversation, I went from feeling an intense desire to explain some of the utterly fascinating physics phenomena they were discussing, to wanting to punch the man in the face for spreading one of the most common misconceptions in all of physics, to feeling smug and disillusioned about my role as a physics teacher, (including one particular lab I assign requiring students to run up and down stairs..), to simply resolving to ensure that every student who enters my class will leave with the ability to answer, (correctly, I might add), every question these people posed..

and in case you’re wondering, the man didn’t ask either of them for her number!

a Pittsburgh vegan in Prime Minister Abe’s Cabinet

Posted in going places, taste on July 10th, 2007 by J

it can be done: you can eat vegan in Japan. and even like it. for a week, anyway. I imagine long term veganism in Japan requires a very strong sense of adventure, determination, and direction to find all those tiny little gems tucked away on streets with no names. however, I not only ate Japanese food without breaking xvegan edgex but ate Japanese food that was pretty damn good.

before leaving for Tokyo, I asked everyone I knew for advice because I knew that nintendo island was going to throw as much fish at me as possible and likely be too polite to tell the truth when I asked if something had meat in it. I received warnings that ranged from “get ready to eat nothing but white rice” and “make sure you bring everything you intend to eat” to “don’t trust any waitstaff or ingredients lists” and “you will starve.” christ, you’d think the entire nation was filled with ex-PETA anti-vegan types who wear shirts that say “for every animal you don’t eat, I will eat three.” I didn’t starve, and I didn’t even eat sushi while I was there. here’s how I did it:

I researched.. using sites like Happy Cow and asking vegans who had visited Japan for advice. I was told I’d find certain foods in convienence stores (open 24 hours on practically every corner) that were dependable vegan options and given tips on how to look for and ask about certain foods in restaurants that held the most promise. I stumbled across this site, and asked my brother in Tokyo to pick up a copy of the Vegan Restaurant Pocketguide described there. it contains several vegetarian and vegan friendly restaurants in Tokyo (and Kyoto and Osaka) that I would have loved to try.. but I only had the chance to hunt down two: Half Sweets and Nataraj. both were excellent, as were many of the snack foods and other unique things I ate. so here, for your palate pleasure, is my foodie review of vegan Japan.. we arrived armed with a box of instant oatmeal, protein and fiber rich cereal, enough clif bars to feed an army, and were promptly pwned by vegan Japan.

breakfast: because I live a luxurious life and never settle for less than the best, (actually we just lucked out), the hotel room provided an electric kettle and mini-fridge.. so we were able to buy and keep fresh fruit and soy milk in the room and boil water for tea and oatmeal. most mornings, I had some combination of oatmeal, cereal with soy milk, fruit and green tea. by the way, I don’t know if it was the magic of Japan or simply bioengineering, but the Fuji apples and peaches that I ate there were both absolutely ginormous and possibly the best tasting fruit I’ve ever had. I was so caught up in eating them I forgot to take pics.

afternoon/evening meals: obviously more difficult.
on our second day, my brother helped us hunt down the Half Sweets cafe, which advertised itself as “half organic, half raw” and seemed to take the “eat healthy because it makes you beautiful” angle over any kind of ethical or religious (Buddhist) stance. fine with me, just promise there’s no fish in it. here is what we ordered:
Half Sweets
the “green soup” consisted of a creamy soy milk base and fresh veggies and spices served warm with a side salad; chilled tomato soup was served in a cup and had a nice, thick consistency; and the tea was tea. additionally, we noticed on our way out that they also served vegan ice cream and so enjoyed two cups of fantastic vanilla, but I was too busy eating it to take a picture.

later in the week, we were able to find Nataraj, a vegetarian Indian restaurant in Ginza. I didn’t take pictures, but it was standard Indian fare, and, though pricey, was worth trekking a bit out of the way to find.

we also tried out an Indian restaurant and Mexican restaurant in the hotel, figuring they were familiar cuisine and more likely to provide vegan options, (both true); unfortunately, neither dining experience was worthy of a description, let alone pictures.

aside from some surprisingly good udon with bean curd we ate in a little airport cafe before the flight home, we didn’t eat any other restaurant food; instead we depended on..

snacks: oh Japan! how I wish I could I read the tiny pictures of houses, ghosts and xylophones you call kanji and try everything you offer me without demanding that my brother scan ingredients lists before every purchase.. on the first day in Japan, I discovered onigiri, which is basically a rice ball with nori (seaweed) wrapped around it and something (e.g. fish, pickled plum, salty vegetables) in the middle. I had been told to hunt these down as convienence store staples and expected an actual ball. instead, I found this:
onigiri umeboshi
look at those instructions! like magic, you remove the wrapper to find yourself holding this:
onigiri umeboshi
as I did.. wondering if I’d regret my selection.. onigiri umeboshi. umeboshi are a type of pickled plum that my mother had tried earlier that morning at breakfast and almost spit out for its sour taste. I, however, can’t resist trying strange foods and dug right in.. and to my delight found this:
onigiri umeboshi
words cannot express how much I am in love with umeboshi. yes I even want to marry them. from that moment on, I made sure to carry onigiri with me on our travels so I’d never be far from my new snack buddy when hunger struck. I did try a few other varieties that contained other pickled and spicy vegetables, but ultimately returned to my beloved umeboshi.

we also snacked on other more familiar junk food, including edamame (which in some ways is the Japanese analog to shelled peanuts), arare (smallish crackers) and senbei (larger rice crackers, which I particularly love with a matcha/green tea icing). apparently, these foods are popular in bars, the way pretzels and peanuts are in America. I suppose it figures.. the straight edge kids flock to another country’s beer food.

we spent one day traveling to and visiting temples in Kamakura, a town located an hour away from Tokyo by rail. as we walked down the street, we stopped for fresh yokan at my brother’s suggestion. I’ve had Japanese sweets before, when he mailed them home at Christmas, and thought they tasted like paste.. not bean paste, which they are.. but the paste you eat in elementary school. since I never cared for Elmer’s, I didn’t care for the Japanese desserts either. I am told that Japanese palates enjoy more subtle flavoring and prefer less sweetness than the sugar laden American diet has trained me for. however, this particular piece, a combination of pumpkin and adzuki bean paste with sugar and flour and enjoyed on a nice walk that concluded with a nicer view, was fresh, still warm, and very very good:
yokan

we also bought popsicles from the monks at one of the temples in Kamakura; the left is plum and right is green tea, which also contained those sugared adzuki beans:
popsicles
I’d have brought a case of these home if I could..

and finally, I have to include one last item, though I don’t have much to say. it’s a candy (well, I found it in the candy aisle) and the main ingredient is “mushroom,” accompanied by sugar and what my brother makes out to be some preservatives. I picked it up and said “vegan?” he said “yep..” and I asked “what is it?” to which he answered, “beats me. made from mushroom. looks like candy. who knows.” and I still don’t know what it is, but it tastes awesome. looks like dog food, though:
mystery mushroom candy

looking stupid but tasting awesome is the best part of foreign foods. duh.

happy birthday to me, happy birthday to America

Posted in going places on July 9th, 2007 by J

my birthday is July 5th, the day after Independence Day. I often forget that my birthday is approaching until it’s in my face; America usually steals the spotlight anyway. this year, however, I almost forgot about both holidays entirely, because I was busy traipsing around Tokyo with my family. as previously mentioned, we visited my brother, (who has been studying abroad in Japan for a year), during the first week of July. my trip provides a good opportunity to introduce the flickr sidebar to my blog; now you can check out any and all photos I take and upload by clicking on the randomly selected few that appear there.. aside from tasty vegan food, (including some from Japan- I’ll post about that later), you’ll only find a partial (anonymous) selection of stuff. if you’d like to see the expanded top secret collection that includes photos of my beautiful face and those of my friends and family, just ask; you’ll just need to log in to your own flickr account so I can give you permission.

anyway, I don’t really know how to write about travel. this is because I have never really traveled. I moved a lot as a kid and therefore have been to many places, but my family never went on extensive vacations and I don’t keep a travel journal. I just take pictures, and mediocre ones at that.

so, I suppose I can put it this way. before visiting Tokyo, I had never:

left the North American continent

used a passport

spent more than six hours on a plane (Detroit –> Tokyo: 13 hours)

navigated a train station in a foreign speaking country, let alone the busiest in the world

shopped for groceries with foreign currency

asked for directions from someone who doesn’t speak English

visited a Shinto shrine or Buddhist temple

crossed a street with hundreds of people at once

used a squat toilet

eaten onigiri, umeboshi, or yokan

seen so many people wait for something so overrated

and never thought I’d actually be disappointed to come home.. but I did, and I was.

I explored several of Tokyo’s neighborhoods, dragging my brother along as interpreter; was blinded by the neon lights of Shinjuku at night and the drag queens hanging out in Kabukicho; felt very American as I photographed the Imperial Palace; stopped for purikura photos and chuckled at “punk” Japanese teens in Harajuku; paid tribute to man’s best friend and experienced scramble crossing in Shibuya; made impulse buys in a nine-story electronics store in Akihabara; fulfilled my tourist duty, shopping for souvenirs and my beloved green tea iced senbei crackers in Asakusa; hunted down the Godzilla statue tucked behind Toho Tower somewhere between Ginza and Chiyoda, visited the nearby town of Kamakura to see the Buddhist temples Kaikozan Hase-dera and Kotoku-in; ate terrible Indian food and mediocre Mexican food prepared by Japanese chefs, good Indian food prepared by Indian chefs, fantastic vegan soup from a raw food cafe, and my own weight in onigiri umeboshi, edamame, arare and similar Japenese snack foods.

and I’ll never be able to convey any of the fun I had through anything more than the few words and pictures I have to offer here.