In 2004, we bought Torley Manor, a 1920s-era rowhouse-style home (though it’s freestanding) , and immediately did huge amounts of work on it. Eventually we lost a bit of momentum and just settled into living in our house. Now we work at a slower pace and I think I may curse the joint compound more now than I did before.

(A very dramatic shot of the manor and its neighboring houses, designed to look as though we’d be swept away by a tornado. January sometimes makes me unreasonable.)
Most recently, we’ve been dealing with the endless torture of repairing a ceiling following water damage from a roof leak. These are the things you know you’ll get into as a homeowner but somehow I pictured it happening when I was retired. I have no idea why. Probably because this is as retired as I’ll ever be, so why not start my retirement projects at age 26?!!
I considered taking a picture of the work in progress but I’m totally sick of joint compound and instead, I’ll talk about potatoes and how to grow them.
Andy and I tried to grow potatoes one time pre-Torley Manor days, in a five gallon bucket. It was a miserable failure, mainly because we didn’t put any drainage holes in the bottom of the bucket. Lesson learned.

Here are this year’s potatoes, in their boxes.
Turns out potatoes are basically the easiest food to grow, as long as you know just a few things:
- The best yield comes by way of “mounding” or “hilling” your potato plants. The idea is that if you keep covering up the leaves with dirt, the plants will send more roots out to the sides. Roots = potatoes.
- The thing is, potato plants can grow pretty fast and pretty tall. If you are diligent about mounding, you’ll get more potatoes. If you don’t ever bother to hill up the dirt around them, you’ll still get some potatoes that you grew all by yourself in your own damn back yard.
- They are not fussy plants. If you want to eat tiny new potatoes, just dig around and see if you’ve got any yet. If you don’t have any, leave it alone. If you want bigger potatoes, just wait till the end of summer when the leaves start to die off and dig everything up.
- Potatoes get weird shaped if your soil is too dense. Put some sand in that stuff.
Last year we did just one potato box with six plants. This year we built another box to put directly on top of the other box (you can see how worn the wood is from previous years and how gleaming the new box is), and still the potato plants are growing taller than the boxes. I am anxious to see how many more potatoes we’ll get this year.
To start potatoes, all you really have to do is let a potato get old and sprout. Then plant it. We like to get a little fancy and buy organic seed potatoes so we know for sure where our food has come from, but you can just use a regular old grocery store potato.
Grow, little bastards, grow!